I fought with the tub and lost

Well, I had an embarrassing and painful moment yesterday. You know how they say Elvis died on the toilet?!? Well, I acted that seen out too. I was sitting on the toilet... got faint... put my head between my legs in hopes of preventing fainting. Then I wake up in the bathtub. How I got in the bathtub I have know idea. It was so weird. It was like I was dreaming and then woke up and expected to be in my bed. When I finally figured out what happened I got up and noticed that there was a puddle of blood in the bathtub. I freaked out and touched the back of my head and realized I must of hit my head. I was home alone so I called the neighbor lady I know really well and she came over and took care of me and called my mom to come home. I went to the ER and only had to get one staple in my head. I am just fine now. Feel healthy as a horse... but it was really really really scary when it happened. Well, that is all the news I know. Hope all is well. Don't faint on the toilet!!!